Brand My Kid

Live · each bid 14d

Your brand
on our kid

Ten spots on the floor. $50 to get on, then $10 steps. Each brand holds for 14 days — then the spot opens again unless they re-up.

$0 raised·0/10 on the floor·each bid 14d

Inventory

Boy

Open placement.

$50

Girl

Open placement.

$50

Dog

Open placement.

$50

Cat

Open placement.

$50

Boy

Open placement.

$50

Girl

Open placement.

$50

Boy

Open placement.

$50

Girl

Open placement.

$50

Dog

Open placement.

$50

Cat

Open placement.

$50

10 placements. Losing bids are not charged. A branded kid opens their site.

What you buy

A public slot, a kid in your colors, a floating logo that links out, and a certificate of hypothetical naming rights. No baby. No legal name. No school-pickup branding.

FAQ

How do I get on?

Ten kids on the floor. $50 opens a spot. Bids move in $10 steps. Each brand lasts 14 days, then the kid is open again. When all ten are taken, you outbid someone already on it.

Do I name an actual kid?

No. You buy a listing, clothes on a drawing, and a certificate.

Is my card charged?

Not yet. Bids lock the slot in demo checkout. Dodo payments next.